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INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE
Form 23-S · annex 1
W
A
S
D
Swim
or hold left click
E
Hook on
grab the tail in front
Space
Dash, headbutt
as locomotive: shake off the one behind
F
Drop snot
Sugar
short boost
Hyperactive
long boost, goes through jelly
Shield
press F, blocks hits
Snot
press F to fling it behind you
R
Restart
M
Sound
N
Music
Esc
Menu
H
Hide
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E
Hook
Space
Dash
F
Item
H
All
You have snot
Press F to drop it right behind you, whoever's chasing gets stuck
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Form 23-S · annex 2 · approved by Dr. Leukocyte
KEYS
W
A
S
D
Swim
or hold left click to swim toward the cursor
E
Hook on / let go
grab the tail in front, become a train
Space
Dash, headbutt
as locomotive, shakes off the one behind
F
Use item
drop snot behind you
Esc
Pause
H: show/hide key notes · R: restart
SPERM TRAIN
Hook on:
pull up behind someone,
E
. Everyone in a train swims faster and resists currents.
The locomotive drives:
the one in front steers, every car adds speed.
Betrayal is allowed:
near the finish press
Space
to shake off the one behind and escape alone.
White cells
only catch lone swimmers. You're safe in a train.
ITEMS
Sugar
short boost
Hyperactive
long boost
Shield
press F, blocks hits
Snot
press F to drop
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